Thanks to the fabulous Mags for this loverly meme.
Let's see what it's like in my hell, shall we?
Drinks in my hell:
Diet Coke (or any diet drinks for that matter)
Sweet tea (you know, the kind you order in southern restaurants or at Milo's)
Bongwater (not technically a drink, but still...eww.)
Food in my hell:
Burnt microwave popcorn
Thousand Island dressing
Occupations in my hell:
Maid at a frat house
Person who picks up roadkill
Toby Keith’s road manager
Line worker at a slaughterhouse
Whitehouse Press Secretary under George Bush
The nurse at the pediatrician’s office whose only job is to give babies and kids shots
Road construction worker in Texas in August
Person who has to clean out port-a-potties after some big music festival
Music mix in my hell:
Big and Rich
post-Van Halen David Lee Roth
Norwegian death metal
Anything sung by Elmo
President in my hell:
GWB. OMG. WTF.
Only author in my hell:
Husbands in my hell:
A chain-smoking hardcore born-again Christian active military sexist/racist republican jack off with a Napoleon complex
Only activities allowed in my hell:
Shopping for bathing suits
Getting bitten by mosquitoes or other types of bugs (horseflies, chiggers, spiders, etc.)
Putting away laundry
Having a gynecological exam
Dealing with car trouble
Standing in line at the Social Security office
Doing my own taxes
Sitting in traffic
Cleaning out the garage. In August. In Texas.
Packing to move or for a trip
Putting together furniture from IKEA
*The original "Welcome to My Nightmare" can be found here.