Behold: The Plungettes.
"A high-stepping, boot scootin' sisterhood with a crowd pleasing routine, the Plungettes enjoy what they do."
I'm speechless, ya'll.
She tells me that they do cool stuff...they go on trips (to Republican fundraisers, mind you), they have practices, and they "get silly" (whatever the hell that means). They hold their rehearsals out at some old bitty's ranch and she has exotic animals (like water buffalo and zebras). She assures me that they're a legit deal, and she knows this because among their ranks, they have former members of the Kilgore Rangerettes and the Tyler Apache Belles. As if that somehow makes this LESS goofy.
Oh. My. God.
I thought it was extreme when she started taking yoga. But this? I'm seriously considering having her committed.
If she joins the goddamned Red Hat Society, I'm disowning her.