Friday, June 23, 2006

THIS is why I read the Superficial every single day.

"Britney Spears was spotted in New York today with newly dyed black hair. I guess she was sick of all the jokes and felt it was time to change her image. Although somebody should point out that people didn't think she was stupid because she was blonde, they thought she was stupid because she was really fucking stupid. You can put a donkey in a lab coat and tape a diploma to its back, but I'm pretty sure at the end of the day it still has no idea how to work a Bunsen burner."

Brilliant, BRILLIANT writing.

Go there now.

2 comments:

Mrs. Fantasy said...

Oh great! Another damn blog to add to my daily reading list. I'm filing this one under "Bitches & Shopping."

amamgets said...

bwah hah hah ahahahhhaaa!!! THAT is truly brilliant!