Thursday, August 18, 2005

Ladies and gentlemen...

Introducing, my new boyfriend. Ain't he dreamy?

Okay. Welcome back. Breathe deeply. It's going to be okay.

Now that you've gotten over the shock of laying eyes on Steve Erhardt, let's talk:

Who is more sick here? The dude who is getting this stuff done to him, or the doctor who is doing it? Can you imagine what it's going to look like once this guy is dead and buried and totally decomposed? There are going to be all of these leftover "parts" lying in his coffin with him. So weird to think about.

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