Tuesday, December 20, 2005

This is news?

Um, hel-LO! Researchers! This isn't a new phenomenon. Girls have been kicking Barbie's perfect plastic ass since the day she rolled off the assembly line. I guess you just haven't been paying attention to all the armless, magic-markered, mohawked Barbies lying around. It's about time you woke up and took heed of this neophyte feminist statement.

Bastards.

1 comment:

Jules said...

Microwave Barbie... Homer-like drool.