This morning on the way to work I saw...
1. A Hummer on a flat bed tow truck, and it was all kinds of wrecked up. I'd hate to see the car it hit, but this one was going to the Hummer Graveyard. Hah fucking hah!
2. As the traffic on MoPac was creeping along at about 20 mph, I got behind a Honda Civic with its sunroof open and a big dog head was sticking out of it. It was a Weimeraner (sp?) (who always look so stoic to begin with) and he was just looking about, taking in the scenery.
3. On 5th street, right near El Arroyo, there was this poor bastard standing there in jeans, a jacket and a baseball cap holding a poster board with the words: "I cheated on my wife, and this is my punishment," written in magic marker on it. He was sort of looking down at the ground as the rush hour traffic sped by. Brilliant.*
*I found out later on the 10:00 news that that dude was part of a radio stunt. Those wacky morning deejays at mix 94.7 really pulled one over on me!! What a bunch of hilarious goofballs!**
**Not really. I think morning deejays are the most un-funny people in the world. Especially on super crappy radio stations. Ugh.