People, you need to see what I found on YouTube:
In Longview, you get a real East Texas experience!!
Also, I need to know where I can buy those dolls at 6:19.
(Actually, the first video that comes up when you plug "Longview Texas" into the YouTube search box is this. I wonder why the "East Texas Experience" video doesn't mention "Hood Fights" as one of the hallmarks of the area.)