Yeah, I said it. I guess that means I'm un-American. Whatever.
Anyhoo, I'm too tired and over liquored to get too original tonight, and yet must honor my NaBloPoMo commitment, and so I'm going to dig one about the joys of holiday shopping out of the archives. I promise it's a good one. With pictures and everything!
So, for your consideration: "Worst. Retail. Experience. Ever."