Wearing overalls without a shirt on underneath if you're a 48-ish male with HUGE man-tits and the biggest pregnant-looking belly ever.
Using the term "finger bang."
Not flushing an operational toilet in a public restroom after you've used it. I don't care if you're paranoid about germs and don't want to touch the handle. I don't want to see your turd!
Throwing your cigarette butts out of your car window. It's littering and it fucking sucks. Don't do it, asshole.
Talking on your cellphone while you're checking out at a cash register. It makes you seem like you don't think the people waiting on you are actual human beings.
Giving a shit about Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes.
Not telling me the iced tea I've ordered is a "flavored" tea...like peach hibiscus or some such shit. Tell me so that I don't nearly puke when I take that first sip expecting good ol' normal iced tea.
Not telling me if I've got pepper or spinach or something stuck in my teeth.