Monday, April 21, 2008

An exercise in humility.

  • You go to Kohl's and buy two packs of long-overdue bikini underwear.
  • Get them home, free them from their packaging, and throw them in the laundry.
  • Once washed and dried, you look happily forward to wearing your new unders and throwing away several of your old unders that are riddled with holes.
  • You pull on the first pair and realize that, oh holy Mother of God, they're not one, but TWO sizes too small.
  • You catch a glimpse of yourself in the bathroom mirror wearing these too-small unders.
  • You quietly take them off and throw them away.
(Luckily, only one package was the wrong size...and I SWEAR, I double checked to make sure they were the right size before purchasing. But still...)


La Turista said...

This is why I wear lady briefs, although the reflection is still pretty damn scary.

Karla May said...

Good LORD! They weren't STRING bikini underwear. I'm not THAT crazy.

hotpinksox said...

I have done this same thing.