Brought to you from the good folks at Taylor Gifts.
The product description on the website reads:
Stop fumbled lit cigarettes and dropped lit ashes from burning holes in senior's clothing. Flame retardent apron stretches across chairs armrest to prevent hot cigarette end from falling onto clothing or between you and the chair. Light-weight, machine-washable fabric meets NFPA 701 flame retardent requirements. 30 x 34".
Your Price: $39.98
But as my friend Jimmy said, you really can't put a price on safety.
Taylor Gifts offers other wonderful items such as the "Bidet Ole" to keep you extra fresh "down there," the "Photo Face Angel Doll" now 30% more creepy, and of course the ever-popular "Outdoor View Curtains," for when the real outdoors just won't do.
2 comments:
Okay, that photo-angel-doll thing is creepy as fuck.
How are ya?
Eileen :)
...I don't find the photo angel nearly as creepy as the "Bidet Ole" claim of "easing constipation." And I think I need one of those aprons NOW, because then I will be protected from Jules and her meat-dropping. ;)
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