Minions In Black

Well, it's South-by-Southwest time here in Austin, and that means one thing: Badge-wearing posers in black are all over the place. You can't spit in the wind without hitting some Blackberry-sporting, cell-phone talking, too-cool-for-school acting festival goer. Yes, I'm envious. Because while I spend my hours sitting at my computer in my cube, these folks are roaming around town, listening to music and drinking cold beer. Right now, Stephen Malkmus is hanging out somewhere Austin. Calexico goes on in 15 minutes at Jovita's. Wayne Coyne is in the same zipcode as me. It's just not fair!!!