Tuesday, March 08, 2005

The Lezbo Three

So once again, this game of blog-tag has occured. (Thanks, Texpatriate.) This time the theme is "Three women I'd go gay for." I'm assuming these are women who both are and are not known to be gay, right? So, pretty much anything's game, right? Okay, here I go:

Tina Fey.
Damn smart and funny. Not just goofy funny, but witty funny. And cute as hell. First Emmy-winning female head writer of "Saturday Night Live." Rocks the sexy glasses. Me-ow! I want to be her best friend. But in lieu of that, I'd totally go gay for her.

Gina Gershon.
I know. I'm being pretty typical here. But not only is she sex on wheels, she seemed like a totally cool individual in her IFC gig, "Rocked." It was one of those art-imitating-life-imitating-art kind of things. Oh yeah...I'd make out with her. And I bet she's a hell of a kisser.

Anna Nicole Smith.
Not really. Just wanted to make sure you were paying attention.

Salma Hayek.
This one has nothing to do with her wit or intellect. I'd go gay for Salma because she's fucking surface-of-the-sun hot. I'm not sure if's she's the perfect female specimen, but she's damn close. And she's got the sexy Antonio-Banderas-accent-thing going on. And--bonus points--her tits are real. What's not to love?

So there you have it.

I think the next topic should definitely be "Gay Guys We Wish We Could Convert." I'll get us started: Anderson Cooper; Kyan from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", "Most Male Models..."

C'mon. It'll be great.


Karla said...

You are SO gayer than me!
Though I am with you on Salma Hayek. Woof, she's a hottie.
Can you believe we are talking like this?
Just to remind myself: DICK! I like DICK! Manly chest hair, deep voices, tight asses, BOYS!
Now what was this talk about making Kyan straight? Can I say yes please?

Dave2 said...

Why Karla, stop flattering me so! :-)

I applaud your choices, though I find Tina Fey to be the hottest of the group. Smart, funny, sexy, rich, and brutally hot... yes please!