Wednesday, March 02, 2005

2 Newsflashes


#1
The "Easy Fold" Envision high chair is not easy to fold. Lying bastards.

#2
Six-months pregnant rocket scientist, Denise Richards has filed for divorce from that charmer, Charlie Sheen. Their marriage didn't last?! Dear Lord, is there NOTHING I can believe in?!

I'm delirously tired and looking forward to a 14-hour work day tomorrow. So this is all you get for now. Good night, my chirrens.

1 comment:

Karla said...

To my dying day I will steadfastly maintain that Denise Richards is a robot. A female, shiny busty robot.