Monday, June 22, 2009

What I Want to Be When I Grow Up, The Gripping Conclusion

  • A background singer for someone like Neko Case, Neil Finn, or Neil Diamond.
  • A sketch comedy writer/actor.
  • A service dog trainer.
  • A travel writer.
  • Carol Burnett.
  • A musician/songwriter (classical or popular).
  • A journalist (music journalism).
  • A food writer.
  • Interior designer.
  • Gilda Radner.
  • Professional napper.
  • An owner of a dairy goat farm.
  • A creative non-fiction writer/essayist (Vowell, Sedaris, Rakoff, etc).
  • Something that involves playing with puppies or kittens or some other kind of adorable baby mammals all day.
  • Amy Sedaris.
  • A writer for "The Onion."
  • A writer for the "Tim and Eric Show: Great Job."
  • The Thirsty Traveler.
  • Happy, healthy, wealthy and wise. And hot. Hot would be awesome.


Anonymous said...

Well dear,
The very last thing on your list has already been accomplished...all you have to do is walk out your door...


just a girl... said...

I really love this post.