What I Want to Be When I Grow Up, The Gripping Conclusion

• A background singer for someone like Neko Case, Neil Finn, or Neil Diamond.
• A sketch comedy writer/actor.
• A service dog trainer.
• A travel writer.
• Carol Burnett.
• A musician/songwriter (classical or popular).
• A journalist (music journalism).
• A food writer.
• Interior designer.
• Gilda Radner.
• Professional napper.
• An owner of a dairy goat farm.
• A creative non-fiction writer/essayist (Vowell, Sedaris, Rakoff, etc).
• Something that involves playing with puppies or kittens or some other kind of adorable baby mammals all day.
• Amy Sedaris.
• A writer for "The Onion."
• A writer for the "Tim and Eric Show: Great Job."
• The Thirsty Traveler.
• Happy, healthy, wealthy and wise. And hot. Hot would be awesome.