Kryptonite

A few things that I am powerless against:

• Queso and chips
• Vinho Verde
• Puppy bellies
• Baby heads
• Rufus's voice
• Artichoke dip
• A good neck rub
• "Mr. Show"
• Office supply stores
• Autumn
• A really good avocado
• Garnets
• Roy Orbison
• Onion rings
• Belly laughs from little kids
• Clean sheets
• An interesting biography or autobiography
• Most documentaries
• Big orange and white cats
• The opportunity for a nap
• "The Office"
• Popcorn at the movies
• "The National Enquirer"
• Justin Timberlake
• Fritos and bean dip
• A nice smile
• Celebrity gossip websites
• iTunes.com
• Mosquito bites
• Willie Nelson
• La Croix sparkling water
• The Geej
• Goat cheese
• Nice male forearms
• A well made dirty vodka martini
• R. Kelly's "Trapped in a Closet"
• Fried catfish
• Jon Stewart
• Hee-Haw
• amazon.com
• Hounds
• "Uncle Buck"
• The smell of a really clean house