In other internet news, for those of you looking for something special for the man in your life, might I suggest a Mancho. Or a man-cape. (The good people at Casco Bay Woolworks call it a serape, but really, it's a man-cape.) The style below is called "The Senator." I'd like to veto this and send it back to committee...forever!
And finally: "The Headmaster." If I ever--EVER--saw some assclown walking--nay striding-- around in this, I would literally piss myself and then die of a heart attack laughing. Unless of course he was butt nekkid underneath. THAT would be totally cool.