Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Pine Curtain Shout Out and Capes

The Onion has an article with "Longview, TX" in the bi-line. And it even references Judson Middle School, which actually exists. Too funny.

In other internet news, for those of you looking for something special for the man in your life, might I suggest a Mancho. Or a man-cape. (The good people at Casco Bay Woolworks call it a serape, but really, it's a man-cape.) The style below is called "The Senator." I'd like to veto this and send it back to committee...forever!

And finally: "The Headmaster." If I ever--EVER--saw some assclown walking--nay striding-- around in this, I would literally piss myself and then die of a heart attack laughing. Unless of course he was butt nekkid underneath. THAT would be totally cool.

6 comments:

La Turista said...

Now I know what to get Blake for a Welcome to Austin gift ...

Millardman said...

Does this mean my "duster" is out? Scary.

michelle said...

okay. what scares me a bit, ms. karla may, is that you somehow were at this website? i agree, these are the most unsexy items EVER. and totally fucking hilarious. leave it to you. right?
xo

Karla May said...

Actually, I only WISH I could claim that I simply happened upon the website of the man capes. What really happened is that a hip young coworker approached me with a Skymall type catalog featuring a photo of "The Headmaster," and asked if I would get it for him for his birthday. Then I just had to go to the website and see what other treasures awaited me.

amamgets said...

They all read 'poncho' to me. Now I want to see a new soap opera on the Spanish Network, with an Hispanic Sherlock Holmes.

My word ver. is fktax. That pretty much says it all.

Nap Queen said...

OMG, you just made my night. I am still laughing about the senator. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Do you mind if I link to this post?