Mom: Do you know when that Michael Jackson special is coming on?
Me: No. Who cares, anyway?
Mom: It's by that same guy who did that other special, but this time it's about Michaels seeeecret woooooorld.
Me: Again, who cares?
Mom: Man, he's the freakiest freak in all freakdom! You gotta watch!
Me: No way! (I say, while laughing hysterically at her previous comment.) I refuse.
Mom: Well, don't ask me to tell you about it, because I won't.
Me: Don't worry.