Me: So what did you end up having for dinner?
Mom: Well, you know how sometimes they forget to put stuff in your bag that you buy at the grocery store...and then it ends up in somebody else's bag? I ended up with somebody's skanky can of spaghettios and meatballs. So that's what I had.
Me: You ate somebody else's spaghettios for dinner?
Me: How were they?