Saturday, February 12, 2011

Overheard today.

Big Sister, Age 5-ish
Little Sister, Sarah: Age 3-ish

The ladies room of Academy Sports and Outdoors.

Big Sister is washing her hands. Little sister is in the stall next to Karla May. The father of both girls is waiting for them outside the restroom.

Big Sister: Hurry up!
Little Sister: I can't! I'm pooooooooooooooping!
Big Sister: I'm done already!
Little Sister: It looks like there's CORN in the potty! (Pause) It's corn! I promise! (Pause) Come look!!
Big Sister: No, I'm leaving. (Walks out; Door closes behind her)
Little Sister: But you HAVE to see it! It's part of my poooooooooooooooooop!

No comments: