Geej: Maximus asked me if I have boobs. (Maximus is one of her admirers at school, and yes, that's his real name.)
Me: What did you tell him?
Geej: I told him that I have Barbie boobs.
Me: What are Barbie boobs?
Geej: You know...(shit-eating grin crosses her face). Big boobs. Like yours.
Me: Did you ask him if HE has boobs?
Geej: Yes. He said he has a tail.
3 comments:
That is so funny, I love it! That is going to be us in a few years (or sooner). Ugh.
How awesome that your boobs are in the same book as Barbie's! Man, I'm jealous!
Maximus better hope he grows a pretty impressive damn "tail". Because "Maximus" is a whole lot of name to grow into.
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