Geej: Maximus asked me if I have boobs. (Maximus is one of her admirers at school, and yes, that's his real name.)
Me: What did you tell him?
Geej: I told him that I have Barbie boobs.
Me: What are Barbie boobs?
Geej: You know...(shit-eating grin crosses her face). Big boobs. Like yours.
Me: Did you ask him if HE has boobs?
Geej: Yes. He said he has a tail.