I was putting The Geej's pajamas on her, and this is what went down:
Geej: Can I have a bunny?
Karla May: Lord no, honey. Bunnies are cute, but they're a pain. They chew on everything and they're really, really loud. They howl all night long. And you know what they eat? Baby dolls! (To which her eyes widened in disbelief.) No really: they do! Besides, we've already got a cat, a dog and a gecko. We really don't need a noisy, babydoll-eating bunny.
Geej: Well then, can I have a rabbit?