It's just not here.
It's at work.
It's on that horrible EVIL Faceplace.
It's on another super secret blog that I may (or may not) have that may (or may not) chronicle my frustrations with my body image (and/or feature photos of kittens).
It's on grocery lists.
It's on epic, neverending "To Do" lists.
It's on applications to writing workshops that have (oops) already occurred.
It's on life insurance policies.
It's on bills.
It's happening. I swear. Just not here.
And for that, I aplogize.