You know, it's been a while since I blew your MINDS with some of my "Old Weird Cookbook Finds". This one is a particular favorite, and I've actually been meaning to blog about it for some time, but because I'm a nice person, I actually gave the chick over at Cake Wrecks the opportunity to post this FIRST, but she didn't respond to my email, so you know, screw her.
So may I humbly present, "Animal Cut-Up Cakes"
Timmy what kind of cake would you like for your birthday? Spiderman? Really? Well too bad, because you're getting Tortie the Turtle!!
Oh quit crying, Timmy! There's no need to be afraid. The green hairy turtle will really be quite yummy!
What's that Mary? You'd like a princess cake? Well too fucking bad, because you're getting Teddy Bear for your birthday!
I know it looks like a mutant bear/bunny with horrible soulless eyes, but he's just here to make you happy!
Now listen kids, quit your crying!! You don't want to end up like The Cut-Up Kids.
And just think, in a few months, we'll also be able to enjoy the decapitated head and mournful eyes of Dear-ie the Reindeer! There's no WAY Santa will be making it to all the children's houses on Christmas Eve since his lead reindeer's head will be on a platter in the middle of our table!! We're going to ruin Christmas for everyone!!
All of these fine culinary creations have been brought to you by the fine people of Baker's Angel Flake Coconut.
Baker's--When you want your dessert to taste like heaven's dandruff.
1 comment:
Dude my mom used to make me the bunny cake every year from like 1-5. Full coconut flake "fur." I have a picture somewhere.
Love, Lane
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