Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Things I've done in the past week (bullet pointed edition and in no particular order)

  • Bought, loaded up, and quickly fell in love with my 120GB iPod (after my old 40GB one bit the dust)
  • Went with BH to get our marriage license
  • Endured a bit stink at work over a project I worked on and worried if I might get canned
  • Felt grateful that I rarely delete my e-mails because I had an e-mail trail that exonerated me from the big stink
  • Realized that my digital camera is very broken and that getting it repaired would cost almost as much as getting a new one
  • Got my oil changed for the first time since buying my car in April. Apparently these new Hondas only require an oil change every 7,000 miles/6 months. Bargain!
  • Bought a bustier at the shee-shee lingere store in order to ensure my girls are boosted to maximum boobocity during my nuptials
  • Settled up my final $795 with the vet's office. After $5,000+, I end up with ashes and a paw print. Sigh.
  • Rocked the vote.
  • Picked up my wedding dress from the seamstress.
  • Spent about $235 at Costco on food and booze.
  • Had the most fun bachelorette weekend EVER with my girls at a rented lakehouse.
  • Ate way too much of the Costco food and drank too much of the Costco booze during said weekend.
  • Laughed so much and so hard that my guts hurt for days.
  • Got a bunch of mystery bruises.
  • Had a robot dance-off with Thelma Jane.
  • Sang my ASS off at Rock Band and American Idol for Wii.
  • Witnessed Lindsay's superior Rock Band guitar skills.
  • Discovered that I have a new found respect for Dennis DeYoung AND that I never knew the words were actually, "Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me lads."
  • Decided I really want a Wii.
  • Finally finished this. Ordered this.
  • Made pasta with the fresh pesto that Julie made for the bachelorette party but that we never ate.
  • Saw lots of deer a ton of butterflies and a gray fox.
  • Saw lots of McCain/Palin signs on the way to the lakehouse.
  • Discovered that The Geej can sing harmony, no problem.
  • Witnessed an impromptu performance of a number from "Godspell" that included tambourines.
  • Made reservations at a crazy expensive restaurant for dinner during our honeymoon.
  • Started stressing about packing for the honeymoon.
  • Saw deer in my neighborhood.
  • Learned that I shouldn't send out negative energy into the universe, and how I should, instead, visualize a happy world.
  • Learned about the Hugh Hefner/Paper Maiche connection.
  • Made a much needed mani-pedi appointment.
  • Worked my ARSE off in order to have a few blissful days away from work.
  • Caught up on Badger's blog and realized she seriously hurt her damn foot.
  • Neglected this blog.
  • Tried to make it up to my tens of readers by doing a lame bulletpointed post.


Jaye Joseph said...

Holy CRAP I totally forgot about the Hugh Hefner/Paper Maiche connection.

hotpinksox said...

I tried to google the Hugh Hefner/Paper Maiche connection.Please fill me in.

Badger said...

ANKLE. It was my ankle. And I would have been SO MUCH FUN at the lakehouse shindig, all hopped up on vicodin before it turned on me. I'd have been all Patti Smith up in that bitch, yo. Oh well. Sounds like y'all had fun anyway.

Bookhart said...

Funnest bachelorette party evah!

And my comment moderation word is: "aintat."

Like, aintat a great party?

Moon said...

I weep for my children since I WILL NEVER be able to do a paper maiche project with them ever again.

Gawd, that was funny.