It's a toadstool. Not a mushroom, but a toadstool. How do I know the difference? Well, technically, I don't. But since this sucker was as big around as a dinner plate (I wish I'd put something in the photo to illustrate the scale of this monster), I'm guessing it could adequately seat a toad. Even a big ass bullfrog, perhaps. But what the existence of this toadstool really tells me is ENOUGH WITH THE RAIN, ALREADY!!
Jesus H. Christ, people!
It. Just. Keeps. Falling.
