Black Friday is Stupid

Yeah, I said it. I guess that means I'm un-American. Whatever.

Anyhoo, I'm too tired and over liquored to get too original tonight, and yet must honor my NaBloPoMo commitment, and so I'm going to dig one about the joys of holiday shopping out of the archives. I promise it's a good one. With pictures and everything!

So, for your consideration: "Worst. Retail. Experience. Ever."

I am SUCH a lazy blogger.

Hey there, y'all. Just sitting here blogging while watching the evening news and hearing all about the Swine Flu and the rain that's supposedly coming this weekend. Oh, and Doug is making me play fetch with him. I'm about 27% more boring than usual, and for that, I apologize. There IS stuff going on in my life, but it's so utterly mundane that I dare not even torture you with a bullet-pointed list. I'm hoping that my blog muse and a modicum of interesting-ness returns soon of else I'm just going to have to start making shit up, and don't think I won't do it people...