Actual breakfast time conversation from this morning:

The Geej:  I learned a funny word. Wanna hear it?

Karla May:  Sure. What is it?

G:  Hillbilly! Isn't that funny?

KM:  Yes! Where did you learn that?

G:  I'm not sure...

KM:  What IS a hillbilly?

G:  It's someone who runs around kind of crazy and sings crazy songs.

[Pause]

G:  About hills.