Monday, June 22, 2009

What I Want to Be When I Grow Up, The Gripping Conclusion

  • A background singer for someone like Neko Case, Neil Finn, or Neil Diamond.
  • A sketch comedy writer/actor.
  • A service dog trainer.
  • A travel writer.
  • Carol Burnett.
  • A musician/songwriter (classical or popular).
  • A journalist (music journalism).
  • A food writer.
  • Interior designer.
  • Gilda Radner.
  • Professional napper.
  • An owner of a dairy goat farm.
  • A creative non-fiction writer/essayist (Vowell, Sedaris, Rakoff, etc).
  • Something that involves playing with puppies or kittens or some other kind of adorable baby mammals all day.
  • Amy Sedaris.
  • A writer for "The Onion."
  • A writer for the "Tim and Eric Show: Great Job."
  • The Thirsty Traveler.
  • Happy, healthy, wealthy and wise. And hot. Hot would be awesome.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well dear,
The very last thing on your list has already been accomplished...all you have to do is walk out your door...

HOT...HOT...HOT!!!!!!!

just a girl... said...

I really love this post.